Saturday, September 30, 2006

All the Leaves Are Brown
Family

I love the autumn, when the leaves have fallen off of thier trees and are piled up on the ground. That way, when we take Sushi out for a walk, we don't need plastic bags. When she takes a dump, we can just put a gigantic leaf on top of it, and smash-paste the leaf to the ground, eliminating the walking hazard for others :), and reducing US dependency on foriegn oil (plastic is made from petroleum). Just doing my part.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Bainbridge Island
Seattle

This weather-changing business has totally clouded my mind recently, making it plenty hard to blog...but whatever I'll start taking baby-step short posts. Bainbridge Island is the ideal short-post entry...because there isn't any goddamn thing to do on Bainbridge Island! I really really like riding the ferry for some reason, which is why we went. For such a huge thing, it goes fast! The wind blows in your face! I think I just like the view from a boat, surrounded by water.

Bainbridge Island has a few nice restaurants on it, I think. We didn't get to go a nice one because *someone* can't keep normal eating times, and gets "low blood sugar" mood swings and has to eat at 3:30 when nothing is open :) AAAAAaaaaaaaaanyways we spent about 1.5 hours there. Did I mention it's the cheapest ferry ride, at $6.50 a person, round trip?

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Camp Muir Attempt #1
Vacation

My brother Bruce (pic -->) and I had a great attempt at proving our masculinity last labor day, by trying to make it to Camp Muir, at 10,200 feet. We were semi-prepared, taking a backpack with warmer clothes for the top, food, and water for an 8 hour journey.

Starting at Paradise, (5,000 ft) it was a beeuteyful sunny day at 82 degrees and dry. It was just awesome, little brooks with colorful flowers everywhere, marmots running around. We hiked up to Panorama point, the usual stopping place for the Burklins, with no problem, and headed up the mountain, confident that we'd make it. (Me@panorama-->)

The first thing on the Muir trail is a big sign saying !Extreme Danger! Death Awaits even Experienced Climbers! We laughed at the lesser men this might scare off. We climbed a bit, and it was really easy, and then snow appeared...and the trail disappeared! It was just snow and loose, martian looking rocks. We hiked up snow (without poles, in tennis shoes...STUPID) and rocks (giant really loose boulders...STUPID x2) and it was really amazing, the environmental changes. The temperature reminded me of descripitons of the moon...when there is cloud cover, it gets icy quick. When the sun is out, its blazingly strong. We saw a few people up there who obviously forgot the sunscreen, and thier faces were peeling off. The air got thin, and on the snowfields, I was gasping for air, taking two steps, and stopping for deep breaths, making the travel extremely slow. We ended up making it to Anvil Rock, at about 9,500 feet, because of the slope and slipperiness I could not actually move forward anymore without falling down. It was truly exhausting, but pretty satisfying as the first attempt up there. Bruce could have made it higher, but my extra 50 pounds in basketball shoes stopped us. There you go Bruce, it isn't your fault jackass.

Once you get to a certain height, you really are someplace else. You see nothing green or manmade anymore, just mountain tops. It's funny, Mount Rainier snow is white from a distance, but around panorama point its the icy blue deep freeze color. A little bit into the snowfields, it is actually red! There is red algae living in the snow, and with the red rocks up there, it really is more martian than earthlike than you'd think. But it was a remarkable experience, it felt good doing something like that in light of our resigned sedentary years after college. (<-- Bruce, with Summit in Background, at our highest point). Exhausted, the trip back down the mountain was much faster, as all we had to do was fall down and let gravity and the low coefficient of friction between ice and my ass do the rest. At one point, I was sliding down an ice chute so fast, I didn't make a 90 degree turn the path went through. I was launched in the air, and fell about ten feet down into a somewhat hard patch of snow. It was fun, it hurt like hell, and I was laughing through it all. It actually still hurts now when I sit on a hard surface (two weeks later.) (<--Artist's rendition of my ass post-trauma)

So anyways, that was my Anvil Rock adventure, it was a lot of fun. Hopefully next year we make it to Camp Muir!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Not That Ubiquitous
Politics, Seattle

Just because I was stuck on I-5 this morning for about 20 minutes, I noticed a truck with a big "Jesus" Sticker on the back of it. Things of this nature, like the little metal Jesus fish, seemed to be everywhere to me, so I started counting passing cars (as I was in the stagnant 520 lane) to see how many symbols commonly associated with the right wing I could find. The tally:

356 cars:
1 Jesus Fish
1 Jesus Sticker (previously mentioned)
12 "Support our Troops" ribbons

So that would make .5% Jesus stuff, 3.3% Iraq stuff.

Honestly, the Jesus fish annoys me but I can try to be less annoyed if this is the extent of the problem.

And no, Jesus himself doesn't annoy me, and I want our troops safe too, but let's be realistic about who puts this stuff on their car.

Friday, September 08, 2006

When Your Old, Everything Is Old
Entertainment

It just seems like I can't watch a movie or TV show where I haven't seen the theme or twist or whatever before. Is there only so many stories people can think up? This isn't to say things aren't enjoyable, but they just don't hold the same ooh and aah-ishness as before. Maybe I'm flattering myself, but I don't really like the mindless entertainment movies, but maybe I should. I can see myself analyzing what's going on in the plot, and it seems like I'm picking up various formulas here and there. Want a dramatic TV show? Just show the characters and develop thier personalities, and then kill them. Want mystery? Just show snippets of something that seems unnaturally powerful, and never really reveal anything, until the very end. Want scary? Turn off the music, then BOO! How do you turn off the analysis machine? Maybe this is really why the more you look at something and analyze it, the more you tend to wander to the 'alternative' or 'experimental' section, you just need something new for the sake of being new.

When I think about sports, it's the same thing? Why on earth would this be exciting? You've seen home runs, touchdowns, etc before haven't you? Maybe because it is unscripted, and you don't actually know what's going to happen, I guess...maybe this is the appeal of the reality TV shows, until the producers start scripting things.

What about porn? Does people's minds wander to the alternative section? No, I don't think so because precisely because people don't think about it, or analyze it, or whatever. It's just good, the same way eating a fruit is good. A nice variety is there, but people don't feel the need eat alternative fruits, do they? Sure, if some new flavor taste good, I like it because it's good, not because I only like it because I'm tired of strawberries. I think that what people consider 'alternative' on the porno side really falls of the map, in a sexual sense, as well, with fatties and old folks, and feet and whatever.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006


Teatro Zinzanni
Seattle, Family and Friends


I've got some catch up blogging to do! It's been pretty hectic for the last two weeks, as Esra's mommy came and visited us. We took her to Teatro Zinzanni, which was our second time. Its purrrrrrrrrr-ty good. Its a 5 course, meal 'designed by' Tom Douglas, the chef who owns Etta's and the Dahlia Lounge and other fancy scmancy places, which is quite tasty...There are cirque do soliel type acrobats, contortionists, a drag queen who is actually quite funny, an illusionist, and lots of interactivity, and a clown who really wasn't funny, doing dated Robert DeNiro and Rocky impressions. There were some amazing French jugglers who do stuff with thier feet, even juggling each other! It's expensive, but once a year for like, a weekend vacation or something, it's nice. You can catch a free sample of them at pacific place at 6 pm this month.

It's a great time, and the funniest parts are when they drag a suburban white guy dad out of the audience, and rub his face in some fat cleavage or put a dress on him. A touristy kind of cliche, but really it's quite effective.